Mike knew the instant he did it he was in trouble! "Dammit," he cursed out loud,
"stupid stop sign!" The spinning blue light on the police squad car told him instantly that
he had just committed his third moving violation in the past twelve months! "Christ
alive," he thought, "I'm gonna lose my fucking license again!!!!" He waited until the
officer was next to his door before rolling down his window, trying the "I don't have a
clue approach", he offered, "Something wrong, officer?" The female police woman
ignoring his obvious con job, said, "Sir, you just ran that stop sign and you didn't even
make an attempt to stop!" "Well," he ventured, "I am late for work and I just didn't see
the sign, I'm real sorry!" "I'm sure you are," she intoned, "but we'll have to write you up a
ticket anyway, maybe next time you'll pay a little more attention." Now feeling
desperate, Mike decided to plead with her, hoping that by throwing himself at her mercy
she mig... MORE
