Vera was measuring a quarter cup of laundry detergent to add to her Monday morning load of wash when the phone rang! "Hello," she answered while cradling the phone between her shoulder and ear, "who's calling please!?!" "A deep voice on the other end of the line intoned evenly, "It's been a long time, Vera, I'm very disappointed that you moved away without even the courtesy of a good by!!!" Vera's blood immediately ran cold at the mere sound of the menacing voice, and it was all that she could do to keep from dropping the phone and running away!!! "Do you recognize my voice," he asked harshly!?! "Y-yes, sir," she replied in a voice barely above a whisper, "I recognize you!" "So enlighten me," he asked, "why did you desert me!?!" "Well uh, I had just graduated and took a job in Chicago," she replied, "and then I got married!!!" "You haven't answered my question," he said with a distinct edginess, "what does moving to Chicago and getting married have to do... MORE
