The darn phone hadn't stopped ringing all morning! Linda was in the middle of
typing a pile of letters, when it rang for what seemed like the fiftieth time! Picking it up
and answering, "Mortgage loan department, may I help you?" The party on the other end
of the line spoke for about thirty second before Linda said another word. When she did
finally speak, all she said was, "At 12:30 in back of the bank," and then she hung up. At
12:25, Linda stuck her head into her boss's office and told him she was going out to lunch
and would be back in an hour. Stopping off at the rest room, she went into a stall, sat
down and took off her panty hose and underwear and after slipping them into her purse,
she left the rest room and took the elevator to the ground floor where she went out the
rear entrance and jumped into a waiting Oldsmobile 98. "Hi," she said as she slid into
the plush front seat while sliding over to sit next to the driver. "Hi yourself," he ... MORE
