Tommy had placed the ad about a week ago and today he received his first reply.
His ad read: "Wanted, older ladies, preferably over 55, to pose in erotic photo sessions,
good $$$, looks not important, attitude is!!! Send a snapshot of yourself and your phone
number to Box 33 in care of this newspaper." Tommy looked at the photo that was
enclosed with the letter sent by a fifty eight year old grandmother. "Mmmmm," hummed
to himself, "a little hefty, but not too bad!!!" The enclosed letter was from a lady named
Emma Oetken. She was a widow and grandmother, who was looking for a little
adventure in life. Her vitals were 58yo, 5'5", 170lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, with
measurements of 38DD-32-40. A well packed woman indeed, but for a first reply
you could do a whole lot worse. Tommy picked up the phone and dialed the number
listed in the letter, and after only three rings, it was answered by a woman with and
average sounding voice. Tommy quickly i... MORE
