"Hi, my name's Kevin, I called yesterday and made an appointment!!!" "Please
come in and sit down, I'm Connie, and this is my best friend Amy!" Kevin took a seat in
the dimly lit living room and waited for Connie to continue. "Well, Kevin," she began,
"as you can see, both Amy and I are what you would call, uh, a little bit on the plump
side, and the reason you're hear, is a little hard to explain, in fact you're the fourth person
we have interviewed for the position, and none of the others were able to convince us
that they could perform the duties required of them!!!" Kevin spoke up for the first time
and asked, "And what would those duties be ma'am?" "Ahem," Connie cleared her
throat and went on, "well, as I was saying, both of us are on the hefty side, and neither of
us gets out much, so what we want, is to have a young man such as yourself, move into
our home and live with us!!!" Kevin stared at the two overweight women for a second or
two a... MORE
